If you're fed up of underwhelming, underpowered sex machines and you're after something that can really give you a good hard fucking, look no further.
We believe this is simply the best fucking machine available in the world for size players. If you want to read up in more detail on why, you can find lots of info here, and if you want to see it in action, check out our customer's clips on our X feed, here: https://x.com/FuckYeahMachine
Includes:
FuckYeah FY500 machine (Upgraded model with built-in mounting plate)
Please note: The FY500 Adjustable Leg Kit is available separately, and is recommended unless you have other plans to mount the machine yourself.
Recommended Accessories
If you don't have plans for mounting the FY500 yourself, then we recommend that you order our Leg Kit to go with the FY500. And if you use really big toys, check out the XL mounting plate as well:
The world's first fully digitally controlled heavy duty fucking machine. FuckYeah!
Power on Tap
350W of power! Up to 125lbs (57kg) of pushing force. With a transmission designed for maximising torque, handling the biggest toys you can imagine is no problem for this machine.
Even force at all stroke lengths
Unlike rotary fuckmachines, no torque is lost as you increase stroke length. The unique transmission system means that all that power can be steadily applied no matter what stroke length you are using.
Low Speed control
At low speeds, normal fuckmachines tend to struggle with torque. This means when you need the most control, you are left unsatisfied: motor hum and jamming, only for it to suddenly start going faster than you intended.
With the FY500 there's no such issue - you get maximum force at low speeds, with force reducing gradually as the speed increases. Ideal for use with big toys.
Fully Digital Controlled
A digitally controlled drive system means the FY500 knows exactly where in the stroke it is at any given time, and it can follow whatever movement pattern you can dream of.
Huge Stroke Length
0-18" stroke length, fully adjustable on-the-fly.
Position the toy, not yourself
Because the stroke length is so long, and you can use any part of it, you can get comfy in position and then move the stroke to exactly where you want it to be.
Smart Controller
The FuckYeah! Smart Controller the an easy to use, handheld controller for the machine. It's 4 dials allow you to control every aspect of the machine, and it's twin OLED displays allow you to see what the machine is doing, or navigate it's settings and more.
Connected
With onboard Bluetooth & WiFi capability, the FY500 can download patterns you've designed using the MyFY App.
And of course it can also keep itself up to date with the latest updates and new functionality as it comes out.
External Accessory Support
Two auxiliary channels allow you to control other devices via the FY500.
If you're technically minded, you could use these to control lube pumps, electro-sex accessories or more.
You can even integrate control of the Aux channels into your movement patterns to sync up the effects.
It's definitely worth the wait and money! Love this mechanic beast! It handles my biggest toys with ease, and are so easy to use! 10/10 on everything from quality to customer service!
Very pleased with the machine, build quality is excellent, easy to set up, controller is easy to follow and versatile. In use its very strong and the ability to push hard while going slow is awesome. If you are on the fence about whether its worth the money, promise you that it is.
Fuck Yeah, it's all you need to say, this is the labourghini of fucking machines and when you absolutely, positively, got to do every dildo in the room, accept no substitutes
This machine is such a beast! I've tried other fucking machines and always felt disappointed. With the FuckYeah, I've been so satisfied!
My highlights!
It can handle my larger toys.
It has adjustable speeds and lengths that are so easy to adjust compared to the others I've tried.
It has a nicer webpage to create and download custom patterns for a better experience tailored to you and your preferences.
And much more I have yet to discover! I always find something new I absolutely love above this machine!
My FY500 arrived a week ago, and all I can say is that I'm eternally grateful to the folks who designed this machine...it's literally a dream come true. My only regret is not having purchased it sooner.
I wasn’t sure if I should get the FY500 or Kong, the main reason for me to get the FY500, also nearly double the price, was the XL Strap-On Mounting Plate, one plate and you are set for all sizes.
The FY500 is smaller than I expected and way heavier than she looks, what makes it easy for a powerful fuck.
Control the FY500 is easy to understand and fast to learn. You can create your owen patterns or download some readymade ones from the fuckyeah website. Set up only takes a few minutes and you can get fucked into nirvana and back.
There are only 2 things I don’t like. First I wish the parts touching the floor would have a rubber around to not scratch my wood floors. Second, the clacking noise the FY500 makes, sometimes it sounds like something is loos, but everything seems to be tight.
I’m so happy I made my decision for the FY500, also more on the costly side, but she is worth every cent. I would make the same decision again and again if I had to.
This is an amazing machine, I use my many times a week. It's normally left setup in our bedroom, ready to be moved in front of the bed. I love the slow moves it can perform, to slowly drive the biggest of toys into the tightest of holes. Being able to finely control the start and end positions on the fly, and to switch between patterns too, makes it such a joy to ride. Being able to operate it remotely give us a lot of flexibility when being apart for work during the week. We enjoy creating new patterns to tease and delight the other person, be that slow teasing edging, or fast long strokes to hammer home another orgasm. Just need one in purple for the wife now, so she doesn't keep stealing mine!
WOW, WOW, WOW!!!
I was lucky enough to snag a pre-release model and I couldn't be more happy with this purchase. This machine is absolutely top-tier, #1, nothing even comes close to comparing. It's a true robo-boyfriend!
This thing has immense power, customizability, adjustable stroke length, and with features like the pattern creator it has unlimited potential. It's BUILT for those of us who have toys much larger than your average size and can handle them with ease.
The web UI to control the machine is seamless and the pattern creator is easy to use, even on a smart phone! The controller for the machine itself is also really easy to get the hang of. You'll be switching through patterns and stroke lengths non-stop.
If you're questioning the price, I ASSURE you as a dildo enthusiast you will absolutely not be disappointed in the slightest. I have used this machine EVERY session since i've received it and, it's seriously a game changer!
Die FJ 500 ist eine wirklich starke Maschine! 💪 Sie läuft zuverlässig, macht einen hochwertigen Eindruck und erfüllt ihren Zweck absolut zuverlässig. Auch die Leistung und Handhabung haben mich überzeugt. Ich bin sehr zufrieden und kann sie definitiv weiterempfehlen! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This machine is the Rolls Royce of fucking machines. It’s great, anchors to the ground well, and every time I use it it leaves me breathless! Well built and the remote control is quite intuitive once you’ve used it a couple times.
The machine is super stable thanks to the weight, adjusting the angle is easy, and the horse power… well, it’s HORSE power!
My machine unfortunately got fried after 20 minutes due to a faulty component
, but the service was great! They responded within the hour and sent me the needed replacement part per express package.
Great product, great service 👍
Oh my gods, with the add ons too? It can FUUUUUUCK... the adjustable depth, speed, rate, angle, and esp the weight behind it so it actually pushes the dildo into me, goooooods I was leaking so much from my girldick, feeling soooo many delicious warm and fuzzy feels, like... perfect tool to help me relieve some stress X3
I don't think there are many comparable devices with this model and accessories. Despite the high price, I'm very satisfied. Everything is robustly built and not made of cheap plastic like some other devices. My only criticism is that the device is a bit loud, but I think that's unavoidable due to the drive mechanism. Nevertheless, I highly recommend it! Greetings from Germany
Ok, it's expensive.
I absolutely love it, it's great whatever you want, it thrusts, pummels and pounds while also being capable of being so tender.
As for the online patterns, wonders await there.
Add on the extra legs and phone, it's even more expensive, although I don't know of any other way of reducing me to a quivering wreck quite so quickly.
Store owner replied:
Many thanks for your review and great to hear you enjoy the machine!
One comment though; the ability to manage patterns and remote control the machine does fully work on Android devices. You can visit https://my.fuckyeah.uk to get started.
If you have any trouble please do contact support.
Great machine, very good updates order processing. Used the full service of fuckyeah of taking care of all taxes for import to Europe, keep up the good work!
Very well made and easy to set up. I’m glad I found a machine for my larger toys. Downloading the different movement styles from others was fairly straight forward, and you can easily make your own. Thank you for all you hard work on this machine!
This thing is so worth it. The build quality is incredible, the controls are amazing, the speed and power of it is epic. I upgraded from another heavy duty machine and was worried about the price jump, but I don't regret it at all now, this thing is mind blowing.
Ridiculously well designed machine. Addresses the shortfall of every other competing design. If you are on the fence, just go for it! You will not be disappointed.
Check out their discord to get a feel for their responsiveness to customer support requests - they are always on top of it.
Ordered the end of June and received the middle of September, but damn, it was worth the wait!! I had a Cyclops from Orgasm Alley and loved it, but after a friend burned out the motor on it, it has never been quite as satisfying with the new motor. When I saw a content creator on JFF using his FY500, I knew I had to have one. Because of the flexibility and more control with the FY500, I have progressed far beyond where I was in the first week I have had it. Can’t wait for the new stuff to come! Thanks Rob!
Fantastic products. Detailed set up included in packaging helped a ton. Set up took about 20 minutes and is fully ready to go! Thrusts great, no hiccups. Absolutely love the way it feels.
